Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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