your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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