White coat. Heels.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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