he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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