I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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