Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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