it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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