just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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