He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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