Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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