3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
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hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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