Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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