hell yes lets make some ravioli
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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