How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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