I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
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I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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