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Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
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used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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