is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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