he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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