i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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