BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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