it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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