ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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