It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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