Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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