this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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