508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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