So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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