My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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