who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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