Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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