try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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