Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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