I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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