You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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