I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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