I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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