That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize