Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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go home
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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