So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
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Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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