Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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