do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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