that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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