i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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