So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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