Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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