My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
stop calling my apartment porn island.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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