Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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