so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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