He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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