I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I forget how to act sober
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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